• Home
    • About Us
  • Services
  • Portfolio
    • Ghostwriting
    • Editing
    • Critiques
    • Formatting
    • My Byline
    • Testimonials
  • Free Reads
  • Reviews
  • Events
  • Blog
  • Contact
HEN HOUSE PUBLISHING
  • Home
    • About Us
  • Services
  • Portfolio
    • Ghostwriting
    • Editing
    • Critiques
    • Formatting
    • My Byline
    • Testimonials
  • Free Reads
  • Reviews
  • Events
  • Blog
  • Contact

Hens Lay Eggs

food for thought

Things that make me quit reading

12/28/2016

 
First, let's get this out of the way: I'm a voracious reader. The whole e-book phenomenon has saved me countless thousands of dollars and spared an entire landfill of once-read-and-discarded books. I've become a bit choosier in my reading these last few years and find myself less willing to endure certain traits in books. Perhaps I'm just getting crotchety in my old age. Here's the rundown.
  • Grammatical errors. I understand that authors are human and we all make the occasional error; but, any book that's littered with spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors gets tossed. There are places wherein grammatical errors are less tolerated than others, such as cover blurbs. If I come across such an error in a book's description, you can bet that I won't download the book, even if it's free. For instance, I was reading an excerpt used in the promotion of a newly released title and stopped cold at the word "grinded." Red flag, folks. The past tense of "grind" is "ground." In a book, the occasional error can be passed over; in a cover blurb, an error is just sloppy.
  • Poor treatment romanticized. Manwhore heroes who treat women like toilet paper--use once and discard--have a difficult time redeeming themselves. So-called heroes who treat their ladies like sex toys aren't attractive; they're creepy and manipulative. So-called heroes who blackmail and/or otherwise coerce women into obedience to their every whim reduces women to the level of the average Golden Retriever. In short, such treatment and attitudes dehumanize women. We're fully half of the human race, ladies. Why do we persist in supporting this misogyny? When I come across a book with a misogynistic hero and a heroine who tamely and meekly accepts his poor treatment because the sex is sooooo damned good, I quit reading because neither penance nor redemption will come.
"Ah ha!" you say and point out my hyprocrisy with The Barbary Lion, an ancient immortal who kidnaps his bride and coerces her sexual compliance. Did you read the whole book? Atlas Leonidus isn't a nice guy, but he does learn and grow and, in the end, redeems himself. His mate proves herself smart and resourceful and--this is important, folks--escapes. She eludes capture for years while Atlas slowly devolves due to his ill advised actions.
  • Stubbornness instead of strength. There's a not-so-fine line between obstinance and stupidity. Heightened levels of pigheaded behavior don't equate to increased strength, but to idiocy.  Strength incorporates intelligence, resourcefulness, and adaptability. A heroine or hero too stubborn to learn and adapt isn't worth my time.
  • Stupidity. Far too many books feature heroines who fail to think; they simply react. Or they think, but their thought processes are so unrealistic and, yes, stupid, that I lose all sympathy for their plights. Ladies, men are stronger than we are. Smart, resourceful people know when to back down, when to compromise, when to change tactics, and how to scheme. Going back to the aforementioned example, the kidnapped heroine--still wearing an evening gown--grabs a butter knife and tries to attack her captor. A butter knife. A smart and resourceful heroine would have exercised a little intelligence, lulling her captor into overconfidence with a show of meek obedience, and biding her time until she could cut the tracker from her ankle (what's a little blood and pain when freedom's at stake?) and flee. Just as I don't have time for terminal stubbornness, I don't have time for embiciles.
  • Promiscuity. This pertains to manwhores and sluts alike. There's no doubt that promiscuity confers high risks of disease, unwanted pregnancy, and other, less quantifiable maladies. In addition to being reckless and irresponsible, it's also selfish and manipulative. I prefer my heroes and heroines to have some respect for themselves and for others. No respect, no read.
  • Poor writing. Poor writing encompasses pervasive passive voice to mangled idioms (e.g., ...another think--not thing--coming), anachronisms, glaring inconsistencies, stilted or inappropriate dialogue, etc. For instance, I recently edited a manuscript in which a 35-year old heroine--a Ph.D. and professor--talked, dressed, and acted like a hormonal, profane, 14-year old girl. If I weren't being paid to edit the manuscript, then I would have quit reading before the end of the first chapter. I've harped on this before and often: writing is a craft. Master it if you're going to publish your written work.
I don't expect perfect characters. I don't want perfect characters. Flaws make characters real; flaws and mistakes humanize them. I do expect characters to learn and grow from their mistakes. They may even backslide a little now and then, just like real people do.

If you want to keep my attention as a reader, then write well, embue your protagonists with a bit of respect for themselves and others, and allow them a modicum of rational capability. 

Response to recent editorials

12/23/2016

 
The Springfield News-Sun's editor recently reported--briefly--on the drastically dwindling numbers of English majors in the country's universities. The editor expressed surprise: How could that be?

It's not rocket science, folks. When I graduated with a bright, shiny degree in English almost 30 years ago, the assumption by family, friends, fellow students in other majors, and strangers was that my degree was useless for anything but a career as an English teacher. Follow that with decades of cultural and institutional focus on science, math, and technology, and English, philosophy, history, and the fine arts have become devalued as impractical and worthless. Such emphases ignore that none of those other "more valuable" fields would even be possible without the facile use of language to understand and express them.

Why would any bright, young person who could so anything else pursue a career in an impractical and worthless field, unless he or she weren't capable of performing worthwhile and valuable work? Thus and to no surprise, such persons found themselves relegated to "unimportant" and poorly paid jobs.

If I'd had the hard wiring to lead me into another career, I would have pursued that. But, no, my passion encompassed writing and literature and history and philosopy. The only thing that would have disappointed my family more would have been a pursuit of fine arts.

Writing is a craft. Like cooking, woodworking, welding, or other trade, competence demands mastery of a complex skill set. A culture that devalues the trades will inevitably find itself lacking people who can build and repair things. A culture that devalues English majors will inevitably suffer from poorly written content.

On that note, the next time you pick up a magazine, read a news article, refer to a business report, peruse the the bounty of your local library's or bookstore's bookshelves, or watch a TV show or movie, remember that someone had to write that content and do so well enough to convey the information or story in such a manner that the majority of readers could understand it.

Benjamin Franklin was right

12/14/2016

 
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.
​--Benjamin Franklin

I came across the following buyer request today:​
Picture
It's not the first time I've seen a buyer lament the lack of professionalism and competence on this platform; however, I suspect that the problem stems more from the buyers than the vendors. It all comes down to getting what one pays for. It's my guess that this buyer won't commit to paying more than the lowest bid for service.

​I also came across the following solicitation earlier this week:
Picture
I doubt the quality of content that particular buyer receives will be worth the $85 he's willing to pay.

In writing for my "professional" blog, I came across Word Counter. This blog crunched some numbers to calculate the average time needed to write a 1,000-word essay. The result: 3 hours and 10 minutes. They factored in reading the reference material to understand the salient points for discussion, planning the order of content within the essay, how fast the writer can type, review, editing, and revising. Obviously, the variables can't be fixed in stone; we are talking about averages here.

As a freelancer, I've learned--and am still refining--how to calculate how long an assignment will take me. I may refer to Word Counter's average when calculating the fee for a particular project. If I want to make $50 per hour, then a 1,000-word blog article will command a fee of $150 to $160, regardless of whether the article actually takes me that long. That's what mechanics and other service professions do. They charge by "book value," a credible source that says the average job/project/gig of that type takes the average professional that particular amount of time.

Of course, each of us likes to think we're above average.

When reviewing buyer requests for writing and editing, I often find myself resisting temptation to respond to educate the potential client--because y'all know I'm not going to bid on a project like the fantasy novel above. (Eight-five dollars for almost 500 hours worth of work? Hardly.) Although I would like to educate clueless buyers, doing so wastes the money I spend to subscribe to the platform to get access to project opportunities. I don't begrudge the subscription fees: those platforms have to bring in an income in order to pay their employees. I do have decide whether the income earned through a platform sufficiently offsets the subscription fees in order to continue subscribing.

Here's another buyer request from yet another platform:​
Picture
I'm qualified to write this novella and do not object to the requirements specified by this potential client--except for the per-word rate. If we go by Word Count's time allotment per 1,000 words, then this project at a full 15,000 words would take 50 hours. The $150 project budget then yields an hourly rate of $3, which I find unacceptable.

By the way, I did bid on that project, quoted a much higher fee (because I won't work for $3/hour), and explained the time commitment needed to produce a work of the quality expected. Not surprisingly, I never heard back. Also not surprisingly, that $1/1000 words seems to be a popular average rate on freelance platforms.

So, once again, I urge anyone who wants to hire a freelance writer: If you want professional quality work, then you're going to have to pay a professional wage for that work. The lowest bid doesn't necessarily deliver the best value, especially if the poor quality of work forces you to hire another vendor. You cannot expect that other vendor to reduce his or her fee because you were so unwise as to hire someone incompetent the first time.

Paying for incompetence is a bitter pill to swallow. Yeah, the real pros cost more, but the work will meet much higher standards. That's important if the work you purchase will represent your company or your professional reputation.
<<Previous

    Share!

    Picture

    Author

    Hard boiled, scrambled, over easy, and sunny side up: eggs are the musings of Holly Bargo, the pseudonym for the author.

    Follow
    Karen (Holly)

    Blog Swaps
    View Guest Author Posts
    Looking for a place to swap blogs? Holly Bargo at Hen House Publishing is happy to reciprocate Blog Swaps in 2019.
    For more information: 
    Email Us

    Get Your Copy of
    Hen House Publishing Blog via Email:

    Delivered by FeedBurner


    Categories

    All
    Books By Holly Bargo
    Egg Reviews
    Events
    Guest Author
    Interviews
    Mfrw
    Mfrwauthor
    #MFRWHooks
    Reviews
    #SpringfieldOHBookFair
    Status
    #WinterBookFair

    Share

    Archives

    March 2023
    February 2023
    January 2023
    December 2022
    November 2022
    October 2022
    September 2022
    August 2022
    July 2022
    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    December 2021
    November 2021
    October 2021
    September 2021
    August 2021
    July 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    November 2020
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020
    June 2020
    May 2020
    April 2020
    March 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    September 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015

HOME | ABOUT US | SERVICES | PORTFOLIO | TESTIMONIALS | BOOK CATALOG | FREE READS | BLOG | EVENTS | CONTACT
Copyright © 2015 - 2023
  • Home
    • About Us
  • Services
  • Portfolio
    • Ghostwriting
    • Editing
    • Critiques
    • Formatting
    • My Byline
    • Testimonials
  • Free Reads
  • Reviews
  • Events
  • Blog
  • Contact