Hens Lay Eggs
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Changing expectations
When my best friend and I attend events as vendors, we often find ourselves criticizing our failure to predict human behavior. At first we were, perhaps, too enthusiastic and hopeful. When a potential customer said he or she would return later, hope surged. We soon learned to disregard that polite rejection: they almost never return later.
We still find hope rising when a potential customer lingers over the books and/or paintings. We get lots of compliments on the paintings. When a potential customer expresses particular interest in one or two paintings, we become even more hopeful of a sale. Disappointment all too frequently ensues: “I thought for sure she/he was going to buy a painting.”
That statement is followed by “We gotta stop thinking. We’re obviously not good at it.”
I understand that carrying around a large canvas might be a bit cumbersome, but we provide shopping bags to make the carrying a lot more convenient. We also understand that our artwork might not be to everyone’s taste. That’s OK. We have attended other events where other artists showcase their work and decide that, no, we don’t particularly like this artist’s paintings or that artist’s sculptures.
Art is subjective.
Consider a recent article I came across about Hunt Slonem’s bunny series. Slonem is an internationally acclaimed artist whose leoprine paintings strike me as … childish. Not childlike, but childish. I look at those and think any five-year-old kid could do the same … with finger painting. I’m not impressed. But then, contemporary art really isn’t to my taste.
Artwork pops up in my Facebook newsfeed. Some of the posts are by artists whose work in colored pencils, oil pastels, and paint amaze me with their precision and exquisite, photorealistic detail. I will never be that skilled. My work is rather more along the lines of Impressionism. I like to call it channeling my inner Monet.
My expectations aren’t confined to selling paintings.
When it comes to books, I have expectations, too. Going to Oddmall’s Emporium of the Weird last year, I expected to sell more fantasy and science fiction romance than anything else. My titles in those genres did sell well to that audience. However, my best-selling title at events is Focus. (It certainly doesn’t sell online.) I’m not entirely sure why, beyond the fact that the book is not part of a series. A customer can try out my work without committing to reading a series. However, I have several other books that aren’t series-oriented and difficult to sell.
It must boil down to appeal. Books with more niche appeal don’t sell as well as those with broader appeal. Focus is what I call romantic suspense. It spans romance, mystery, and suspense. Another book I thought would do well and didn’t is Hogtied. It’s an “MC romance” (“MC” meaning motorcycle club). MC romances tend to be really gritty with lots of foul language, violence, crime, sex, and a hefty dose of misogyny. My story tones down the profanity, misogyny, and sex, but goes full-bore on the violence. However, MC romances are a niche product—a popular niche in which my story didn’t quite hit the mark.
When participating as a vendor at events, I am learning that different areas have different preferences. For instance, I have already participated at three of the Second Saturday street fairs in Urbana, Ohio this year. The third, which enjoyed beautiful weather, yielded the most disappointing sales. I was at the Urbana Fireworks Festival at Grimes Field last weekend … and left early. Not only were book sales disapppointing, but we didn’t sell a single painting. Despite Urbana being less than 20 miles north of Springfield, the population has proven to have distinctly different tastes in literature and art than the crowds who attend the Clifton Gorge Arts & Music Festival or the Tipp City Mum Festival, both within a 20-mile radius of Springfield. In Cincinnati, a city where we expected more cosmopolitan tastes and worldly attitudes, we did poorly there, too.
I haven’t yet figured out how to gauge the preferences of potential customers in different regions before expending the effort and expense to offer my wares for sale. This weekend, we’re heading to Art on the Hill in Mantua, Ohio. The festival gets good press as an event with lots of eclectic offerings and an open-minded crowd, but we’ll have to see if the event meets our expectations.
That being said, making a profit isn’t the sole purpose of these excursions, although it’s a main consideration in our decision whether to return. Some first-time experiences don’t meet our modest expectations for sales, but merit a return for other reasons. Others don’t merit a return regardless of sales. Regardless, we are constantly adjusting our expectations in an attempt to better judge the events that suit us best.
So, even though we indulge in self-deprecating humor that thinking isn’t our strong suit, we do a lot of thinking. Perhaps it isn’t thinking we do poorly, but prognostication.
Beat that deadline!
Every industry has deadlines; some are more flexible than others. For a freelancer, deadlines are sacred. If you guarantee delivery by a certain time and/or date, then you’d better do whatever it takes to meet that deadline. Your reputation depends on it.
How do you calculate the deadline?
When you’re in the business I am, you have to count backward.
If the press needs the documents by close of business on the 30th of the month, then you need to know how long it will take you to do your part of that project. If you’re responsible for more than one part, the calculation becomes a bit more complicated. When that calculation depends on the responsiveness of others, your calculations might go out the window.
That’s a reality I try to impress upon my clients. I can tell them how long I need to do my part, but I can’t estimate how long they’ll need (or take) to do their part. I don’t control their activity or use of time.
My inability to control other people is one reason why I seldom guarantee delivery by a certain date or time. Another reason is that life has taught me the truth of Robert Burns’ prophetic words: “The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men / Gang aft a-gley.” In modern English, that’s translated to “The best laid plans often go awry.” If that still isn’t clear, remember Murphy’s Law? If something can go wrong, it will.
Whether I’m sidetracked by a power outage, veterinary emergency, or something else, whatever causes a delay will disrupt my carefully laid plans to meet a tight deadline.
Murphy’s Law justifies the prudence of padding due dates with wiggle room. If I don’t do that, something happens that causes delays and I become very stressed. Stress isn’t good for anyone taking medication for hypertension. Therefore, it’s best to anticipate such interruptions and accommodate them from the get-go. Then I’ll do my utmost to beat that deadline and deliver early.
And if you want me to guarantee a tight deadline, then I charge extra.
Heat, Humidity, and No Service
The week beginning Monday, June 17, was hot and humid. Temperatures cracked 90 degrees Fahrenheit; humidity exceeded 70 percent every single day. Although I realize correlation is not causation, I do believe the sweltering weather had something to do with the short power outages that struck at least once every day.
I live in a rural area. Our power consumption is nowhere near what it would be in an urban area; however, the power grid apparently had difficulties coping with the load.
For most people in my neighborhood, the heat and humidity don’t pose a problem. They work in air conditioned spaces, and their houses are air conditioned, too. I work from home. My house has no ductwork, which means we don’t have central air conditioning. We use strategically placed window air conditioners: one in the bedroom and one in my office. Of course, if I turn on the office AC, then I have to lock the dogs in the room with me.
That’s not usually a good idea. So, I’ve got a fan running 24/7 in my office. It doesn’t help much.
It was a busy week, too. The acting editor-in-chief of the magazine I edit—we’re trying to get the July/August issue out now—offered me a quick proofreading job for another client. I took it on, started working on it over the weekend, and delivered the proofread document a day early. That was serendipitous, because we lost internet access, cell phone service, and telephone service from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.
(At least for those 11 hours I didn’t have to deal with any spam calls.)
Unless I was able to speak with someone face-to-face or wanted to mail a letter, communication ceased. Without access to the internet or cell service, my work was dead in the water. I could do nothing. The brutal heat and humidity discouraged physical work, so I retreated to the living room (which is cooler than my office) and read.
I read four books.
I read Kade the first book in Jenna Myles’ Brash Brothers series. It was a hoot! The book has sarcastic humor and a female protagonist who is both kind and strong in both character and body. This is no delicate flower or shrinking violet, but neither is she an terminally stubborn idiot who’s too stupid to live. The hero’s physically strong, but an emotional wreck; however, he manages to work through his issues with the help of his brothers and some candid conversation with his one true love. It’s an adult story that doesn’t have the characters jump between the sheets before the heroine—who’s not ruled by her hormones—is damned good and ready.
If you’re looking for good romance, I strongly recommend this book. The proofreading could have been better, but it’s a solid 5-star book anyway.
I read You’ve Got an Earl by Bianca Blythe. This is a Regency romance featuring a rather easily manipulated, 18-year-old heroine and a beta male for a hero. The hero isn’t awful, but he’s quick to take advantage of an innocent girl many years his junior. The heroine, who succumbs to his liberties all too readily, teeters on too-stupid-to-live. Regardless, the story kept my attention, and the editing was decent. I’d give this one a 3.5-star rating.
I read Doctor’s Surprise Twins by Sofia T. Summers. The editing in this fluffy romance was decent, too. The heroine knew what she wanted, although she displayed a complete lack of consideration for consequences. She’s also sexually aggressive, which isn’t my favorite trait for a heroine, especially when she seduces the hero into breaking his own very reasonable workplace rules. For protagonists who work in healthcare, their abject failure to consider the consequences of unprotected intimacy garners one strike. I’d give this book 3.5 stars.
I read Savage Is My Kingdom by L. A. McGinnis, the first book of her Wicked Realms series. This fantasy features another 18-year-old heroine who’s not naive, but she has a consistent habit of making poor decisions that get people killed. As the heroine learns painful lessons, she grows in wisdom. It’s an adult coming-of-age story that becomes a reverse harem “romantasy.” Again, proofreading is an issue, although this story kept me engrossed despite the errors sprinkled throughout the book. This would be a 5-star read if it weren’t for the lackluster editing.
So, yes, while I’m reading I’m certainly not writing. But one of the hallmarks of a good writer is one who reads extensively. So, let’s just consider my over-the-top reading habit as extra training. And in the meantime, I’m still hustling for paid writing and editing gigs.
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