Hens Lay Eggs
food for thought
Refining the niche
Writers and editors are advised to “niche down” and become subject matter experts. The reasoning for this is to develop deep subject expertise that makes one a “go-to” resource for writers in a particular genre or topic. However, I’ve always been a generalist rather than a specialist, and it’s served me pretty well. I can tackle a diverse array of topics, genres, and document types and do a good job. Through that diverse and varied experience, I have developed a good “sniffer” that detects inaccuracies and prevents authors from looking stupid.
In fiction, that matters just as much as it does in nonfiction. In fiction, an author needs to inject plausibility to earn a reader’s trust. If the reader doesn’t trust the author with the small, easily researched details, then the reader won’t trust the author to lead him or her into fictional realms of impossibility. An SME in automotive racing won’t necessarily understand that an elopement from London to Gretna Green via horse and carriage took at least nine days. Today you can drive the distance in a single day and, possibly, on a single tank of fuel.
Research isn’t the same as deep familiarity.
The farrier came today. (A farrier is someone who trims and shoes horses’ hooves.) He asked if I’d sprayed the horses with fly spray. I hadn’t, remiss on my part. Since I’d already brought Teddy out of his stall, I handed the lead rope to the farrier and fetched the spray. The farrier continued to hold Teddy while I attempted to apply the spray. Teddy detests, loathes, and hates fly spray. The farrier could not hold him in place—and a human being cannot out-muscle a horse. I set the fly spray aside and walked Teddy to a tie. I snapped the tie to his halter, gave him a pat, and began to spray him. Teddy squirmed and shifted bit, but he stood much more quietly, which enabled me to quickly spritz him down.
“You know what works with him,” the farrier commented.
That’s familiarity. I know what works and what doesn’t with Teddy. We’ve got history. The farrier, on the other hand, knows what works with horses in general, but not what’s effective with a specific horse.
So, with that lesson in mind, I terminated a ghostwriting project and refunded the nonrefundable deposit.
This wasn’t the usual type of ghostwriting project. It was fan fiction.
The client sent links to videos (about six hours’ worth), so I could familiarize myself with the fictional “universe,” the vast cast of characters, the overarching plots, and the myriad subplots. I had difficult wrapping my mind around it all and realized that I needed that same deep familiarity I have with Teddy to write the client’s trilogy of fan fiction stories effectively.
It’s disappointing, because I wanted this project. I was interested and enthusiastic. But I didn’t understand my limits when it comes to this sort of project; I didn’t realize deep background knowledge was necessary to base new stories on it.
Now I do. So, I did the honorable thing. I terminated the contract and refunded the deposit.
Writing like horsemanship is an area in which there’s always something to learn, no matter how long you’ve been doing it and no matter how expert you are.
This lesson brings another realization: I’m pretty damned good at creating something new.
A great analogy for ghostwriting
Zack Williamson, Ph.D., posted a truly apropos analogy for ghostwriting that, with his permission, I am using:
Does it bother you not having your name on it?”
That’s the question I get most often when people find out I’m a ghostwriter.
And it doesn’t. Not even a little.
If they add your name to the cover or acknowledge it in the back, sure, it feels good.
But you never expect it—and you never need it.
The deal is: someone brings the vision. I bring the time, the structure, the language to make it real.
Sometimes they have the skill but not the time. Sometimes the time but not the skill.
Either way, it’s a better use of their money than their time.
It’s like hiring a tattoo artist.
You explain what you want.
They execute—sometimes exactly how you pictured, sometimes in a way that’s better than you imagined, but still undeniably yours.
And they don’t insist on stamping their name on your arm.
That’s what this work is. And it’s a beautiful thing
Years ago, my first writing mentor told me:
“Give away your best ideas, and trust that more will come.”
I’ve seen the truth of that line again and again.
You let go of the instinct to hoard. You give your best work to someone else’s vision. And more ideas show up. They always do.
And yeah—sometimes it feels personal, letting go of a line you’re proud of.
But when you care about the person you’re writing for, it starts to feel less like loss and more like a gift.
Some of the work I’m proudest of doesn’t have my name on it.
And I wouldn’t change a thing.
So, to answer the question often posed, no, ghostwriting isn’t cheating. It isn’t stealing. It’s using a professional to use your idea and develop it and, quite likely, improve upon it.
But it’s still your idea.
Do the math.
Once again, I came across what looked to be an appealing gig for a fiction ghostwriter: writing serialized romance (https://freelancewritinggigs.com/job/freelance-prose-writer-romance-fiction/#gsc.tab=0). This would make any ghostwriter with a penchant for the romance genre salivate. Of course, this particular ghostwriter has long since learned to do what doesn’t come naturally to many word nerds: calculate the numbers.
So, I’ll do it for you.
The average writing speed is 3:20 to draft, self-edit, revise, and polish. That’s the average. You may be faster or slower at producing good content.
Each chapter should be about 1,200 words, so that each chapter should take nearly 4 hours to complete. The requirement is to produce a minimum of 10 chapters a week which makes for 12,000 words of good content per week. At least you don’t have to develop the plot or characters: the company provides you with a plot outline. Regardless, you’ll be spending an estimated 39:40 for a week’s worth of work. That’s full-time employment without benefits.
With each completed and accepted chapter, the company will pay you $15-$20. Let’s be optimistic and say you get paid the full $20 per chapter. That full-time employment—miscategorized as freelance—will net you $200 a week. Your hourly wage: $5.07.
That gig doesn’t sound so appealing now, does it?
The Editorial Freelancers Association shows an average per-word fee of $0.09-$0.11 for fiction ghostwriting. At that rate, you’d earn a median fee of $10,800-$13,200 for a 120,000-word manuscript of 100 chapters (serials tend to run long) averaging 1,200 words each. But let’s be a little more reasonable as to manuscript length for the genre and figure 75,000 words: $6,750-$8,250 at the EFA average range.
If you do a bit of research into ghostwriting, you’ll soon learn that the EFA average is actually on the low side. High-powered, in-demand ghostwriters of fiction may earn $0.50-$1 per word. That makes this company’s paltry per-word rate of $0.016 even more insulting.
If you don’t hold your time and skill to a higher standard, then you undercut your colleagues and justify undervaluing yourself and your craft.
You’re not an elephant; don’t work for peanuts.
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Hard boiled, scrambled, over easy, and sunny side up: eggs are the musings of Holly Bargo, the pseudonym for the author.
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